Lust

Now you know you've felt this one, there's no use denying it. "Teenager" and "lustful, horny bastard" could be interchanged in any given scenario. Try it if you don't believe me. Not to deter from the point, and to save a lot of regurgitated verbiage, we're all human. Maddeningly redundant yeah? Well it's true. I'm abstinent and hold the respect of women in the highest regard, and even I find myself wondering what certain chicks look like in their birthday suits. Call me a pervert, call me a sexist pig, you're more than welcome to, as long as I can call you a shit-spewing hypocrite. Let's just say lust would be a disorder and not a sin if not everyone was full of it. And by full of it I do mean figuratively; Not every guy walks around with a mirror taped to the toe of their shoe, and I actually don't know any guys who hide minicams in ladies' bathroom stalls, but those are some of the fabled tools of the lusty teenage boy's trade. Mostly we just divert our gaze when a lovely young woman meanders by, it stimulates the imagination if nothing else. Worse-case scenario you'll find yourself in with a guy is he sneaks a picture of you with his phone. Never tried it, but suffice it to say some guys do.

I think I've spoken ill enough of my sex, and having said that, I may as well mention the horrid terror creeping down my spine as I begin my analysis of the female libido. If you've read any of my other stuff, and God pities you if you did, you'll be able to ascertain that I have more respect for women than I do for men. That probably stems from the sense of longing I have to be with someone who doesn't completely suck, no pun intended. Plus men are testosterone-driven maniacs who rely on attention, pride, and ego to sate their desire for acception. That being said, women are fucking insane. I'm bipolar, and I wouldn't say it if I didn't have to, but even completely "sane" women baffle me some days. I thought that I was unhinged... And from that hopefully you can predict my next statement: women are worse than men about sex. If you think guys are horny and disgusting, well I don't want to dig myself in all the way. Use your imagination, you know I'm right.

Say you happen to be in a situation where you accidentally witness someone of the opposite sex getting out of the shower. For a guy, this girl is everything you fantasize about, and I'll use my own perception of beauty for this. She's as tall as me, shoulder-length chestnut hair, not grossly silky, but not a Jew fro either. Perfectly proportionate, her skin a light shade of tan.Slightly petite but not sickly. You can tell from across the room from her glow that she's the kind of girl you would be terrified to talk to, not because she's way too hot, but because she might actually be smarter than you, just judging from her appearance. You don't have to fantasize because everything's already there. She notices you, yet for some reason she doesn't seem appalled that you're sitting in a recliner gaping at her completely naked body, (Hey it's a fantasy shut the hell up.) she actually seems a little flattered. She does that weird towel-wrap thing that only girls can do, then she moves towards you slowly, very seductively, but this could be your lustful mind telling you what you want to hear. But then she beckons you stand, and as you rise her lips meet yours in a warm, heart stopping embrace. Your mind has already flooded, emptied, and refilled with a thousand scenarios as to what happens next. You place your hands on her hips, the towel is gone, and somewhere in the confusion so are your pants and shirt. Your heart is now racing, your muscles trembling, you're half there and half not, still fantasizing all these things you could do to her.

And then you wake up and do what all guys do when they have a dream like that. Come on there's no way in hell that would happen. Girls throw things, heavy, heavy things, at you when you watch them leave the shower naked, er so I would imagine... Well, for a girl, there's probably a lot less thought involved, no offense. They tend to turn off their inhibitions when they're about to get what they want. Oh yeah and I'm not about to do a head-to-toe analysis of the perfect naked guy, because being a guy, I can assure you there isn't one, so take my word for it. Penises look too funny for me to describe seductively anyway.

We've all got our fantasies. There's that person out there, real or imaginary, who you would completely ravage if you had the chance. Just all out all night if you had the energy, and you'd find the energy if you didn't. Lust is the most enjoyable sin to indulge in with the least amount of regret and self-contempt involved after the fact. It doesn't even seem like a sin, but if you're a hardcore Christian you understand why it is. Most of you doubtfully understand what it does to your mind in large doses, and just how inappropriate it really is. That's not an insult, it's purely understandable, especially for teenagers, but you should at least have some idea the disintegrating effect it has on your morality, and in the end that's all you have. But Hell, don't pay any attention to my ramblings. Your lusty pleasures are between you, your pay-per-view provider, and God.